It's manners and mayhem as stand-up comic, Roxy Rich meets Emily Post in this charming little rule book about shopping. Roxy brings her own brand of comedy to the laws of fashion gleaning real stories from her life as a Boutique Girl. Find out what a salesperson really wants to say but can't or she would get fired! Only a comedian could get away with what's in this book. Forget Mr. Toad! Strap on your seat-belt for this wild ride through clients, catastrophes and The Customer Code.

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It's a hostile little rant, really, one any customer service rep will identify with and love!

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